Despite desperate pleas to my extended family to STOP sending me those annoying forwards (most specifically e-mails threatening death if I don’t forward them on to some ridiculous amount of people), my dearest kinfolk still manage to spam my inbox almost every day.

So I’ve decided that if I’m going to have to waste my time reading them, then why not waste yours by posting them?

FORWARD #1
DATE RECEIVED – 12.09.06
OFFENDER – My supposedly “Texan” step-mother. Let’s admit it, this e-mail speaks otherwise.
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I find this interesting…

1. Open Google
2. Type in the word failure
3. Click the “I’m feeling lucky” button…….see what happens

MY USELESS COMMENTARY – Even though Bush-Bashing is way overplayed these days, this little trick is actually kind of funny…

FORWARD #2
DATE RECEIVED – 11.01.06
OFFENDER – My “I love anything that reminds me of Precious Moments” mother.
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Sorry, a word that every
one uses all the time.
Did you ever wonder what
“Sorry” looks like?

MY USELESS COMMENTARY – I’ll admit it, this is a cute puppy…but it’s really bothering me that it looks like it’s about to have a seizure.

FORWARD #3
DATE RECEIVED – 10.27.06
OFFENDER – Every middle-aged hippie that has access to a computer.
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Fun stuff….

NEED ART THERAPY?
EVERY TIME YOU CLICK ON IT YOUR MOUSE CHANGES COLOR.

http://www.jacksonpollock.org

MY USELESS COMMENTARY – Almost as cool as the site where you can carve your own pumpkin. Or the time my mom sent me this picture for Halloween.