The road to your prostate (and a better orgasm)
Disclaimer: This edition of Carnal Knowledge has extreme graphic content and is definitely not safe for work or class.
Ask any straight guy his top five sexual fantasies, and I can almost guarantee that at least one of them involves anal sex. For God knows what reason, most guys have gotten it in their heads that women find this incredibly pleasurable – something tells me it’s the high quality porn they’ve been watching. But while most guys salivate at the thought of venturing into a girl’s no-go zone, they balk at the idea of anything going up their ass.
Why this is still remains a mystery to me. While women have absolutely no erogenous zones in that particular hole, men happen to have a very important one – their prostate gland. Located at the base of the penis and really only accessible through the anus, it’s responsible for expelling semen during orgasm and for storing seminal fluid. Unbeknownst to many men, the prostate is also a highly sensitive sex organ – just think of it as the male G-spot waiting to be discovered.
But mention the prostate gland to guy and they tend to freak out – NOTHING is allowed to go up there except a doctor’s gloved fingers. And then only when they’re old enough to worry about cancer. This possibly stems from the misconception that sticking anything up your ass, even if it’s something as harmless as a finger, automatically makes you gay.
News flash. Having the most intense orgasm of your life, especially if it’s with a girl, does not make you gay. Even if she does have her index finger firmly wedged in between your butt cheeks.
If you are gay, well, you probably have the prostate thing figured out already. If you don’t, read on.
Remember that scene in Road Trip where Stifler has a nurse “help him out” at a sperm bank? That wasn’t Hollywood bullshit, it’s medical fact; men can orgasm from stimulation of the prostate gland alone. Here’s how to do it:
- First, wash your hands. And cut your fingernails. Nobody wants your gnarly talons up their butt.
- Next apply LOTS of lubricant to fingers (repeat after me: the anus is not self-lubricating). KY Jelly works very nicely.
- You can don latex gloves or go without them. Some people are squeamish about going up the ass without a barrier. Just know this: shit doesn’t just chill in your rectum. It’s further up in the intestine. So if you’re freaked out about encountering someone’s nasty business, don’t be. Wear the damn gloves if it makes you feel better (or pop a condom on your finger – which also reduces friction). If you use a special prostate sex toy to access this area, always put a condom on it (or risk breeding some nasty bacteria).
- Get into an accessible position (for most people this means bending over if someone else is doing the dirty work, or lying on your back if you’re doing it yourself). The prostate can also be reached from the front during oral sex.
- Find the prostate gland. The rectum needs to be very relaxed for anything to go up it, so be patient. Relubricate if necessary. Once inside, the prostate, which is about the size of a walnut, is located about two inches inside the rectum, on the front wall. You’ll know when you’ve hit it, or your partner will let you know.
- Using a gentle motion, press down or massage the gland. If you’re doing this to someone else, make sure to ask them what feels good. While a lot of men can orgasm simply from having their prostate gland stimulated, some need a little more attention up front. When all is over and done with, don’t forget to go out the same way you came in – slowly.
If you’re a straight guy, I hope that you’re secure enough in your sexuality to experiment your way to a more intense orgasm. And ladies, don’t let any guy near your ass until they’re willing to let you near theirs.
Want more direction? Check out the female anatomy down there or more ways to get freaky. But if this made you at all uncomfortable, maybe a little concern about your sex life is in order. Or you can return home.
Just remember to use a toy with a FLARED BASE if you’re putting it in the anus. Unlike the vagina, which is a “closed system” you can readily remove things from if they get inside, it’s very very hard to get something out of the anus if it gets in. This is also why you have to be careful about using a condom around your fingers because if you aren’t careful, it will most likely slip in and get lost, and will result in a trip to the doctor’s to get it back out.
Samantha
March 31, 2007 at 9:55 am
This is VERY true. People have ended up in emergency rooms with all sorts of things stuck up thier asses (candlesticks, toy cars, Barbies…).
Use latex gloves instead of condoms on your fingers whenever possible and NEVER insert something all the way in.
Jessi Knowles
April 1, 2007 at 1:25 am
“While women have absolutely no erogenous zones in that particular hole…”
not exactly true… the rectum borders on the wall of the vagina, and the anus is one of the areas of the body w/the most nerve endings.
but as a straight guy who likes to get down pretty hard, i can say that the rest of the article is very accurate…
quincy
April 3, 2007 at 12:38 am
i tried it, it was very niiiice
nicky
April 3, 2007 at 11:17 pm
How did you feel. Did it hurt? I will try do do it sometime this week.
John
April 10, 2007 at 9:01 am
I suspect more straight guys enjoy being anally penetrated than admit it. They crave having a woman finger their asses but are afraid to ask, because straight women are just as prone to stereotypical thinking as men. Too bad–it’s awesome having a hot woman bend you over and play with your bottom. It feels fantastic physically and emotionally to reverse roles and be on the receiving end of penetration and licking.
WD
May 30, 2007 at 1:55 pm
This artical is exciting. I’m str8 & years ago entirely by accident a girlfriend gave me the greatest orgasm of my life by brushing my prostate. I remained flacid and never touched “up front” at all.
Now scads of tools/toys for this prostate touch paint the internet.
Which ones are the really quality ones?
Although not even bi, I’d let any man do me if I haven’t heard that prostate orgasms are rare even for men on the receiving end? is the size of the tool a dimension of regular prostate orgasms? Maybe I’m the worls’s 1st str8 size queen
Alan Stanton
August 12, 2007 at 8:20 pm
I am a prostate specialist and came across this article its fantastic that the ladies are finally speaking out, this article is absolutely correct in all detail. The best prostate stimulating sex toy on the market is called a Mens Pleasure Wand by Doc Johnson, it is naturally shaped well for the mans anus its not too big, its tapered well and water proof.It has a multi speed vibrator and a little atachment that stimulates the testicles at the same time giving you the most intense exciting orgasm ever!! My clients recomended this to me I went and bought one as other toys are either too big or very cheap and uncomfortable.This little fab device is made specially for men and comes in two colors red or charcoal color.Its easily washed and make sure you dont buy the cheap chinese version Google Mens Pleasure Wand or search on Amazon so you get the right one make sure its made by Doc Johnson… Look guys why should the ladies have all the fun. When using it guys make sure you use plenty of water based lube and relax if you have not done this before take your time , dont just shove it up there. I mean it this little device will become your own special little friend, you wont know what you did without one !! Your lady may even get jealous of it because you wont leave it alone. I hope this info this helps you guys out there, now first timers take it slow and most important relax it gets easier everytime. I love mine !!. Have fun !!
Chris
August 25, 2007 at 10:09 am
I am a straight man. When I was just 18 I had my first BJ and rim job. While the BJ was unbelievably awesome the rim job was a thousand times more sexually liberating than anything I had ever before experienced. Skip ahead about 30 years. I discovered somewhat by accident the ectasy I could give myself sliding various sized vibrators dongs and dildos in my ass. It has only happened once but in July 2005 I found my G spot and had the most delicious orgasm of my life. It was actually a bit scary since my ass muscles literally seized up around my Fab Cock and gripped it as my ass spasmed totally out of control. As my orgasm diminished my ass continued to grip my favorite dong and my trembling body finally settled down. A few minutes later the dong slipped out on its own. After a rest I tried to give myself another Big O but alas there has not been another. It has not been for a lack of trying. All you straight men who have not tried this are fools. Once when my ex gf was giving me head she wormed a finger in my ass without warning as we 69ed. I totally could not concentrate on her pussy after that and just immersed myself in the exquisite sensations she was giving me. I begged her to fuck me with my many toys after that…she finally succumed on 2 occasions and I must say ohh I did love it so. Guys- don’t limit yourselves to pussy fucking and BJs…give yourselves the sexual thrills of your lifetime…Listen to Chris HE KNOWS!!!
Bob Boxman
December 3, 2007 at 11:02 am
Hi Chris- How long have you had your Mens Pleasure Wand by Doc Johnson? Does it give you frequent anal orgasms? I read your article and could not agree more. If you haven’t already you really should try silicone lube. It is far less messy than water based lubes and a little bit goes a long long way. Peace Bobby
Bob Boxman
December 3, 2007 at 11:10 am
I am 42 and my brother inlaw is 39,we were wathing porn one night while my wife was out of town and before it was over he was up in me and I never thought that something could feel so good.
ronnie
December 11, 2007 at 11:53 am
You sure can’t go worng with a gpsot vibrator that’s for sure.
g spot vibrators
February 20, 2008 at 9:32 pm
Great!!
Jack Wolfskin
July 7, 2008 at 3:32 am
FAGS!
Pete Doherty
August 14, 2008 at 11:52 am
hm omg , i didnt know guys can get orgasm, im straight, but i dont got any intressting for getting penetraded, wow.. such things, male ass orgasm, haha, nice :P
noobie
September 2, 2008 at 9:17 am
The only thing I have to say about going up my own butt is that I wish I had longer fingers. It takes a bit of muscle if you’re gonna try to massage your own prostate, and it probably doesn’t hurt to take a shit beforehand (get it? lololol). Anyway, the orgasm is much more intense, so much so that my eyelids started fluttering involuntarily, which was very nice. I started doing this back when I was 15 or so, and I do do it still … but not too often. I usually do it out of impulse every … we’ll say month or so, remembering the intense and awesome orgasm I just can’t get anyway else. I’ve only done it in the shower so far, for obvious reasons, and I expect if you can concentrate more on having a great orgasm and less on warm water hitting you (I hate cold shower floors), you could do better than I’ve done for myself. This article has got me thinking about it again, so … uh, I’ll see you later >____>,
Noname
November 13, 2008 at 5:35 pm