This week’s game is brought to you by my wonderful roommate, Rachel, and her friend Jayne. They are much more devoted to Grey’s Anatomy than I am, although I too appreciate the show. Most of these rules are character-based, but since most of the show revolves around these crazies, I think it’s appropriate. I prefer to play this game either using a bag of Franzia (which you can pretend is an IV drip into your mouth) or anything mixed with Dr. Pepper. Get it? Doctor jokes? Enjoy.

Drink whenever…

1. Derek mentions sex. Admit it. The man has got a problem. A sexy problem, but a problem at that.

2. Meredith rambles. Voiceover counts, because damn do I hate Meredith.

3. Meredith gets “McDreamy eyes”. You know what I’m talking about. This is usually coupled with the mouth-half-open Meredith signature. Any time she is looking at, thinking about, or having sex with McDreamy, she probably has the “McDreamy eyes” going on.

4. Sandra Oh makes a “monster face”. This one is a little harder to explain. Every time I look at Sandra Oh, she reminds me of the big blue monster from Monsters, Inc. That is not a judgment on her character, her acting ability, or really anything about her except for the fact that she sometimes makes crazy faces. Basically, any time that area between her eyebrows scrunches in thought, or she’s angry about not getting a certain surgery, she’s probably making a monster face. Drink twice if she also shows a complete lack of emotion while doing so.

5. Izzie becomes too emotionally attached to a patient. Drink twice if she even thinks about mentioning Denny. During any Denny episode, basically just drink straight through.

6. George is a whiny bitch. George is adorable and all, but the kid’s got to man up sometimes. Come on!

7. Callie looks longingly at George. I guess he’s man enough to be doing it with Callie. Similar to Meredith’s McDreamy eyes, Callie’s got some wistful looks of her own. Drink twice if Callie looks like she’s twice the size of someone while she is looking longingly.

8. McSteamy or Alex make an inappropriate comment. Because both do so often.

9. Bailey doles out some sass. If those interns would only listen. Drink twice if Bailey shows an uncommon moment of empathy.

10. Addison rolls her eyes. Drink twice if she’s wearing some salmon-colored scrubs at the same time. Why is she the only one that doesn’t wear green or blue?

11. Someone takes off their shirt. If you need to drink away some feelings, then patients also count in this.

12. Patients offer up more attitude than the doctors. There are some testy mofos on this show.

13. Anything about Seattle is referenced. The name “Seattle Grace Hospital” is a twofer. Derek’s mentions of ferry boats should also be noted doubly.

14. Unnecessarily complex medical jargon. Drink twice if for some reason or another you understand said jargon or have had a medical condition referenced on the show.

15. Blood, sweat, and tears. Drink twice for urine or vomit.