Victoria Beckham’s secret
All you irony loving kids of NU, rejoice! Britain’s favorite worst nightmare not related to a certain buzzed band will soon release their greatest hits album. The Spice Girls, who took the world by storm a decade ago with their touching songs about getting with a girl’s friends before getting with her, will soon honor the bevy of other smash hits with their greatest hits compilation. Which will be sold at Victoria’s Secret. This might seem a little weird at first, but remember, they sold Halo 3 at 7-11, so this looks a lot more sane than that sales move. So, next time you need a thong and overpriced sweatpants, why not pick up this disc full of classics like…uh, the tracklisting is somewhere.

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