Self-esteem booster of the day – I’m not these people. Some fine folks at Vassar have assembled a Quidditch team. Now, for all you non-nerdy people out there, Quidditch is the sport from the Harry Potter books, a geeky game taking place on broomsticks and involving the capture of a magic ball. Thank god for Vassar, for turning this fanciful game into a terrible, terrible reality.

I swear, I’m transferring straight out of Evanston if I ever see any NU kids doing this.