On Thursday, Barack Obama made an appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman and performed the show’s signature Top Ten list.

Number four on the list hit home to any hoodie-wearing Apple fanboy. “I won’t let Apple release their new and improved iPod the day after you bought the previous model,” said Barack via satellite.

Thanks for saving me a pretty penny, Barack. But if this happens, what will Jobs do at the next Macworld!? I dare not think it!