Celebrity Death Match, starring McCain & Obama
McCain and Obama exchanged some tense words today over Al Qaeda and Iraq, leading die-hard Celebrity Death Match fans to hope for a new episode starring the two political heavyweights. The fight would go something like this:
McCain: [picks up chair] Are you even aware that there’s an al Qaeda presence in Iraq? [hits Obama with chair, then paces around snorting]
Obama: [shrugs off chair] There was no such thing as al Qaeda in Iraq until George Bush and John McCain decided to invade Iraq! [pokes McCain in the eye] It’s Bush’s fault! And McCain’s!
McCain: [shoves Obama into a corner] That’s ridiculous! We’re winning the war in Iraq! [pulls laser gun out of back pocket and starts shooting holes through Obama's torso] And besides, what are you going to do, wait until al Qaeda sets up a base in Iraq?! They already have one!! It’s called “Al Qaeda in Iraq!” [laughs maniacally]
Obama: [dodging lasers] Of course al Qaeda’s in Iraq, you brought them there! You may say you want to follow Osama bin Laden to the gates of hell, but so far all you’ve done is follow George Bush into a misguided war in Iraq! [picks up Hillary Clinton] I’ve got news for you: welcome to your own personal hell!! [screams and throws her at McCain]
Hillary: [flying through the air] YOU’RE BOTH WRONG! I’M THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN LEAD THIS COUNTRY OUT OF ITS CURRENT PATH OF DESTRUCTION!!
McCain: [swatting Clinton out of the air] Where’s the audacity of your hope, Obama?!?!! All I’m hearing is the TIMIDITY OF DESPAIR!! [charges Obama]
All: [gutteral screams]
[Chuck Norris enters, roundhouse kicks everyone in the face, endorses Huckabee, and leaves.]
At least, that’s the way I see it.
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Hilarious!
Molly Waters
February 28, 2008 at 8:04 am
Barack Obama is the first Presidential candidate that I can remember in my lifetime who has given hope to millions of Americans that we CAN take our Government back from the Special Interest and Big Money Lobbyists.
Barack Obama is the first candidate that I remember in my lifetime who wants to restore Government so it is once again, “Of the People, For the People and By the People” instead of “Of the Rich, For the Rich and By the Rich”
Barack Obama is the first American official in years who was well received when he made his tour to other countries recently. It was great to see people cheering an American. Barack Obama would be a Great President and would be loved like JFK by people around the world. How refreshing that would be!
Mccain for President
October 2, 2008 at 5:54 pm