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	<title>Comments on: Write your own sex tips, Mad Libs-style</title>
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		<title>By: Shawna</title>
		<link>http://www.northbynorthwestern.com/2008/03/7800/write-your-own-sex-tips-mad-libs-style/comment-page-1/#comment-94029</link>
		<dc:creator>Shawna</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 02:51:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>#1) Get out a toy train
Bring out the inner child in you with this crazy whoo hoo adventure. Lie on the floor and have your guy play the toy train all over your breasts. You’ll both have a mind-blowing experience like never before. Just make sure little Timmy never knows where his toy train went while he was soundly sleeping.

#2) massage him into a frenzy
Have your guy lay on his back and gently stroke his penis, which will increase his blood flow, leading to an erection that&#039;s more erotic. When done correctly, he’ll be begging you to stop! (If done incorrectly, he’ll probably also be begging you to stop, but it will also lead to permanent damage. Avoid this.)

#3) Exhilarate smooth erogenous zones
When engaging on your sexual adventure, don’t just work at the privates. Take the time to push each other’s hot spots. Make sure to give attention to his thighs, neck and scalp. The best way to stimulate these erogenous zones is by using a spoon.

#4) Use family jewels to hotspot his family jewels
When in the sack, try using your pearl necklace for more than just pleasing your man aesthetically. Slowly take it off and smooth it all over your man’s nipples . Even more swanky is if you let him see you shake the jewellery earlier in the day.

#5 Stretch his wildest dreams
During manual stimulation, easily try this grasp technique. Wrap your fingers around his cobra. Then rub quickly, occasionally twisting in opposite directions. His whole body will echo in pleasure -- that is, unless you shove too hard. Then his whole body will probably end up in the hospital.

#6) What a tasty deal
Food has long been welcome in the kitchen as a preferred means of sexual stimulation. It’s time to step up from the run-of-the-mill whipped cream, chocolate sauce and caramel. Next time you’re at your favourite bakery, pick up a chocolate cake. During your bootie call, use your chosen baked good to arouse your playmate. Gently lick your man with the pastry and watch the heat turn way up. The crumbs, stickiness and eventual ant problem just make it sexier.


Either I have a dirty mind, or I was born to write tips XD</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>#1) Get out a toy train<br />
Bring out the inner child in you with this crazy whoo hoo adventure. Lie on the floor and have your guy play the toy train all over your breasts. You’ll both have a mind-blowing experience like never before. Just make sure little Timmy never knows where his toy train went while he was soundly sleeping.</p>
<p>#2) massage him into a frenzy<br />
Have your guy lay on his back and gently stroke his penis, which will increase his blood flow, leading to an erection that&#8217;s more erotic. When done correctly, he’ll be begging you to stop! (If done incorrectly, he’ll probably also be begging you to stop, but it will also lead to permanent damage. Avoid this.)</p>
<p>#3) Exhilarate smooth erogenous zones<br />
When engaging on your sexual adventure, don’t just work at the privates. Take the time to push each other’s hot spots. Make sure to give attention to his thighs, neck and scalp. The best way to stimulate these erogenous zones is by using a spoon.</p>
<p>#4) Use family jewels to hotspot his family jewels<br />
When in the sack, try using your pearl necklace for more than just pleasing your man aesthetically. Slowly take it off and smooth it all over your man’s nipples . Even more swanky is if you let him see you shake the jewellery earlier in the day.</p>
<p>#5 Stretch his wildest dreams<br />
During manual stimulation, easily try this grasp technique. Wrap your fingers around his cobra. Then rub quickly, occasionally twisting in opposite directions. His whole body will echo in pleasure &#8212; that is, unless you shove too hard. Then his whole body will probably end up in the hospital.</p>
<p>#6) What a tasty deal<br />
Food has long been welcome in the kitchen as a preferred means of sexual stimulation. It’s time to step up from the run-of-the-mill whipped cream, chocolate sauce and caramel. Next time you’re at your favourite bakery, pick up a chocolate cake. During your bootie call, use your chosen baked good to arouse your playmate. Gently lick your man with the pastry and watch the heat turn way up. The crumbs, stickiness and eventual ant problem just make it sexier.</p>
<p>Either I have a dirty mind, or I was born to write tips XD</p>
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		<title>By: spc brian wiegand</title>
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		<dc:creator>spc brian wiegand</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 05:47:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>its been a while since ive done one. but i think it needs to constantly make sence. it was good but not the best ive seen.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>its been a while since ive done one. but i think it needs to constantly make sence. it was good but not the best ive seen.</p>
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		<title>By: ddd</title>
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		<dc:creator>ddd</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 04:34:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>fdbd</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>fdbd</p>
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		<title>By: Ruth Johns</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ruth Johns</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 03:04:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This was whack, yo!  Good thinkin&#039;!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This was whack, yo!  Good thinkin&#8217;!</p>
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		<title>By: Jillian</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jillian</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Nov 2008 03:30:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This made my honey go wild!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This made my honey go wild!!</p>
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		<title>By: john</title>
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		<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 01:52:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>awesome</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>awesome</p>
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		<title>By: killer jsu</title>
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		<dc:creator>killer jsu</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 07:02:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>fsd</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>fsd</p>
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		<title>By: micheal</title>
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		<dc:creator>micheal</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 06:44:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>this sucked hard.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>this sucked hard.</p>
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		<title>By: Lindsey</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lindsey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 21:30:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Love it. More like this. So fun to do in the middle of class. Keep it up NBN.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Love it. More like this. So fun to do in the middle of class. Keep it up NBN.</p>
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		<title>By: El Luchador</title>
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		<dc:creator>El Luchador</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2008 20:12:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>genius</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>genius</p>
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