I’ll let this email, received just today by my editor, introduce this week’s column:

Mr. Footnotes,
You’ve done a great, great job so far, but I’m afraid this’ll have to be the last week for your column. It’s not aligned with the vision we have for this publication, and the editorial board thought it best to conclude it.

The publication will have a new sex column called “You Want to Put What, Where?!?” debuting next week. It is going to be a great, great column. It’ll really drive up the amount of readers coming to our publication. You’re welcome to contribute!

So, this is my last week as Mr. Footnotes. I guess I’m not visionary enough.

Since I’m a little jaded right now, how about I give you a “Greatest Hits” album of Mr. Footnotes fun? For old times’ sake?

Case #5. Photo by the author.	Leaning to the right, so will eventually vote for John McCain.
Case #6. Photo by the author.	Slam-dunks daily.

Case #7. Photo by the author.	Can’t tie shoes without help.
Case #8. Photo by the author.	Standing with feet shoulder-width apart.

Case #9. Photo by the author.	Stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
Case #10. Photo by the author.	How case #10 normally stands.