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Fiction Apr. 1, 2008 | 4:08 am

Lonely mare looking for single, white horse

This article is part of Horse by Horsewestern, launched on April Fools' Day 2008.

Looking for a new fling? Tired of a dating scene where prospects don’t even flinch when you mention that Buttercup may have ASD? Do you need someone who understands that your sweet Morning Glory always comes first? Look no further than CanterCulture.com.

Though not a traditional dating site, CanterCulture.com is working to bring humans and horses together. Whether you’re looking for a woman who knows how to keep her horses wanting more or a  Peruvian Paso who likes the rough feel of a man’s touch on her head, this is the place for you. Search both human profiles and horse profiles to find lovers and maybe even friends. Find people who encourage repeated viewings of Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron and cried during the-scene-that-must-not-be-seen in The Ring. View countless pictures of horses of all colors and sizes and reward the sexiest horses with gifts of computer graphic carrots to boost their self-esteem.

The opportunities are limitless. CanterCulture.com assures that no matter what your preferences, be it a skilled jumper or bare back enthusiast, you’ll find the horse (or owner) you’re looking for.

A word of caution: avoid interactions with Izabella or Maxamillion.  The former has recently been seen with some sort of eye “injury” that could be contagious and the latter’ s ego is huge. He listed “WAY too many to type out” under Accomplishments. Oh please.

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