FHM’S 100 Sexiest Women list came out recently and the results were pretty typical:

1. Megan Fox
   The Transformers’ hottie is damn sexy, but isn’t she just the poor man’s Angelina? Plus, she’s engaged to 90201’s Brian Austin Green…not hot.
2. Jessica Biel
   Yawn.
3. Jessica Alba
   One of my personal favorites. This must be bittersweet, though, since last year Alba took the top title. Maybe it has to do with the pregnancy thing?
4. Elisha Cuthbert
   Kim Bauer — what?? All I have to say about this is that Cuthbert’s publicist is getting a big raise this year. I mean like really really big.
5. Scarlett Johansson
   Well, obviously.

The top five may have been pretty safe, but the list gets more interesting the further down you go:

• The one and only Miss Britney Spears rounded out the list at Number 100. A far cry from the days when she romped around in leather onesies and topped lists like these.
• Current indie darling Ellen Page (#61) beat past indie darling Christina Ricci (#69.)
• The Hills’ Heidi Montag (#44) beat The Hills’ Audrina Patridge (#80) who beat The Hills’ Lauren Conrad (#95.) You know LC is pissed.
• Rihanna (#14) trumped Beyonce (#20.) But Bee got Jay, so it doesn’t really matter, right?
• And my two girl crushes, Natalie Portman (#25) and Adriana Lima (#36), were both beat by Hilary freaking Duff (#7.) Really, FHM, really??