Hillary backers, just give it up already. Obama’s more or less wrapped up the nomination, barring a revelation he enjoys grinding up the bones of children to put in his coffee every morning. And I doubt that is going to happen. Plus, he’s got a parrot that can recite his catchphrase, “Yes, we can.” Where is your birdie-pal, Hillary?

This video made the front page of CNN. Think about that. Also, parrots can be pretty annoying.