Sorry to break from the script, but this is a pretty shabby week for concerts, unless you are over 21. If you can actually buy alcohol legally (or have, cough, other means), then go out and see M83, Los Campesinos!, Bottomless Pit and Maritime. But if, like me, you still can’t see all the cool concerts, your best option this week is Jeremy Enigk, former lead singer of Sunny Day Real Estate performing a solo set at Abbey Pub on Wednesday. Fine enough, but nothing amazing.

Besides, save up your concert-going energy for Saturday, when Mayfest puts on one of the best Dillo Days in recent years. You’ve heard all about it by now, but seriously, don’t hole yourself up inside all day drinking. Or, just go crazy in the morning. Just find someway to get to where the concerts are happening, because they should be great.

Yes, even Third Eye Blind.