YAY! George Clooney and his cocktail waitress “girlfriend” Sarah Lawson have broken up! The two were “dating” for the past year (i.e.: staging photo ops on his masculine motorcycle and walking down red carpets together.) And while neither party has confirmed the split, one of Sarah’s friends revealed that she has moved out of his LA home.

It is in this humble blogger’s opinion that Sarah and George were never together. Why? Because I truly believe in my heart of hearts that Mr. Clooney is gay. I simply don’t believe that a man that gorgeous, smart, charming and sexy would ever be caught dead with a Sarah Lawson. I mean, seriously, if George wanted a woman, who’s stopping him from a Christy Turlington (’90s supermodel and cum laude NYU graduate) or a Michelle Pfeiffer in her heyday? He could have his pick of the litter. So in conclusion, Mr. Clooney’s PR rep needs to do a better job next time in picking out Clooney’s lady love.