Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey ELOPED?!
I really hope this is true. For the love of God, let this be true….
Latina Magazine is reporting that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon eloped yesterday on some rando island. Rumors that the two were dating had been circulating for a few months (conveniently around the release of Mimi’s newest CD E=MC².) Mariah is 38, Nick is 27, and I am nauseous.
Both of these two singers/entrepreneurs have dabbled in marriage before. Mariah was married to Tommy Mottola, a Columbia Records Executive, in a 1993 summer ceremony that mirrored Princess Diana’s. They were divorced in 1997 (quelle suprise!). More recently, Nick Cannon was engaged to Victoria Secret’s supermodel Selita Ebanks from May 7th, 2007 to Oct. 4th, 2007. He has also been linked to Christina Milian and Kim Kardashian.
So, what does this all mean? I don’t really know. I’m not even sure this is really happening, as the two may just be punking us. I hope they have little diva children named Miracle, Glitter and Butterfly, regardless of gender. Something tells me that this won’t last more than four months. But I’m still christening their celeb couple name as Nickiah.
Hey
I really enjoyed your comical take on Mariah and Nick,or as you have so named them Nickiah. I am amazed as well. I don’t think this will last either. He seems to be too much of a jokester for the prissy princess.
Donna
May 2, 2008 at 1:56 pm
I enjoyed your article as well, however i would have to disagree with the fact that their relationship might not last. I think when true love is real age, money or fame will not matter. In this case i think many people are more concerned about the age. I do not really know their whole history, but if this is real then age is nothing but a number!
Lorena
May 18, 2008 at 6:27 pm
You guys look ugly 2gethr and what the hell is nickiah
Shaneyce Henderson
May 19, 2008 at 2:09 pm