Oh man: Jennifer Aniston needs one
And she needs one bad. But not this badly!
Photos have surfaced confirming speculation that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are dating. I’m not going to lie, John and Jen look good together– but maybe it’s just their beach bodies talking. I’m sure they bond over his chick music or her unforgettable role as Mark Walhberg‘s girlfriend in the classic “Rock Star,” but I personally never really understood the whole John Mayer craze. Don’t get me wrong, if he asked me out I’d totally say yes– but he’s still a lothario who has dated Jennifer Love Hewitt, Cameron Diaz, Jessica Simpson, Heidi Klum, and Minka Kelly just to name a few. You are not going to be able to tie this one down!
You may be a serial dater, too, Jen, but it’s time you settled down (someone else has…) You need to start thinking about new prospective husbands. Or better yet, good movie roles. I could see you in a Woody Allen comedy. I’d say that if there hasn’t been a career resurgence in two year, you might want to start looking at TV pilots. Something edgy, maybe on Showtime. But whatever you do, no adoptions, okay?
Agreed! Mayer is a player, and Jen will just be another number for him. Someone step up and rescue her from the Songbird’s mating call!
Sheena
May 4, 2008 at 3:01 am
Do you think that besides Mayer, Aniston is an angel? NO. Don’t give the words “settle down” “husbands” “family” or “love” when you talk about her, just use “money” “career” “media hungry” “hook ups” instead, they fit her better.
lennie
May 4, 2008 at 10:50 pm
it was a photoshoot arranged by PR
sdcs
May 5, 2008 at 5:48 am