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April 1, 2016
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April 1, 2016
Donkey's dance goes viral after big football win
Hooved wide receiver makes SportsCenter's Top 10, guarantees victory over Michigan next week.
April 1, 2016

Today's Scoop

Tastes better than ass
Donkey's first kick at cooking requires barrels of ingredients and a frolic in the woods.
Mean Green Fighting Machine
"Torches and pitchforks are basically your only defense."
We Will
In an unexpected move, Northwestern president Morton O. Schapiro turns against every single student.
Look like magic with your favorite fairy godmother's specially curated picks.
Good night, sweet prince
A tale guaranteed to soothe your little ogres to sleep.
the swamp
A swampy issue
Northwestern plows ahead in swamp-sports project over ogre complaints.

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