Stories by Robbie Stern
"About 6000 years ago, in an oft-disputed location, there lived a humble snake."
"I thought I enjoyed a baked potato every now and then, but these girls, as I soon found out, could out-tater me any day of the year."
"Today, the Couch Potato is a boring, brown, bakeable lump, hardly worth any working person’s attention."
"The eighth dwarf, known to his dwarf brothers as Tobey, lived a short life. No, not like what you’re thinking."
Nathan shook his head in disbelief. Then, in a moment of realization, his eyes grew wide. “No more custard.”
Edward It is the foreman of a literary operation, the overseer of Straighteners, Numberers, Binders, Cutters, Titlers and Printers.
"One bright morning, in the middle of the forest, three bears sat down for breakfast. Mama Bear laid out three heaping bowls of organically grown soy germ."
Once upon a time there lived a strange creaturewith patches of tawny fur intermixed with bare skin and crooked teeth.
A modern retelling of the classic fable.
"Said the mouse with a sigh. / 'I’d jump up so high / And tickle the sky.'"
Hello. I’m a monster. I live under a bed. My friends call me Frank. But everyone else calls me the monster under the bed.
"The body of water was easy enough to find, but how would he locate such an elusive source of knowledge that resides submerged in an aqueous solution?"
"Carp Diem begins at daybreak, when the King of Atlantis ceremoniously slaughters the First Carp."
"If any part of the Lion’s workflow faltered, he would not be able to ruin the dreams of hopeful writers. And that needs to happen."