News You Can’t Use will help you when the economy can’t
Turns out poker isn’t gambling and ex-cons really do like jail.
Wall Street gurus need retraining, dog-cloning gets easier, and other news you can’t use
If you thought falling asleep in class was bad, try doing it at a G-7 conference.
News You Can’t Use sneaks up on science and is completely creeped out
Discussing the terrifying nature of science and Tickle Me Elmo.
News You Can’t Use fought the law and the law won
We live in a world of forgetful police, one-eyed men and bypassed amendments.
News You Can’t Use is recession-proof
Not even a 500 point drop in the stock market can stop some businessmen.
Why you’ll want your computer to feel regret, and other weird news
Kidnap victims, cocaine addicts and computers alike experience regret.
The first strip club for vegans, and other headlines
Get a taste of a new marketing strategy and learn what makes a strip club vegan.
Quit grinning if you can — it’s bad for your health
Smiling, along with everything else you’ve ever enjoyed, proven bad for your health.
Charities profit from people’s failures, and other headlines
A Czech woman poses as a young girl (and boy), universities expect students in class on Fridays, and more.
Malaysian minister sex tape, and other headlines
Malaysia turns out a sex tape to give Paris Hilton a run for her money, Portugal also has incompetent government workers, and more.
