A new social network for horses hopes to help with hook ups.

“One of the most groundbreaking and brilliant articles ever posted on North by Northwestern,” raves #1 horse Mr. Ed.

Thirty young women were killed Monday night when a record number of horses rushed the Delta Delta Delta sorority house, according to an Evanston police report.
Sorority rush ended on April 1 when 441 women were offered bids to join one of 12 chapters on campus. There were no records of any ponies, mares or fillies [...]

Maybe you got a little bored of Monday nights at The Keg. Maybe, after consuming enough drinks to effectively tranquilize a large animal, you stumbled into a new environment — oh, let’s say, a pasture. Maybe you met someone new. He was tall, dark and handsome, and after a little horsing around, the two of [...]