“It was the ultimate showdown in the bedding aisle at Bed Bath & Beyond.” — Julia Haskins

“Hitting the Crackberry is not illegal, but it may cause the abuser social and physical damage.” — Jenna Fugate

“Fifty years ago, if you weren’t an atheist and you were a physicist, people thought something was wrong with you. Now we scientists in the current era are a little more humble about what we know and what we don’t know.” — Brian Odom

And while Wayne’s demand for stacks and stacks of hundred dollar bills is essentially harmless, problems arise when the federal government does the same thing, on behalf of banks. – Matt Zeitlin

On a college campus, the land of the meet and greet, names take on a whole new level of importance. If you’re able to remember 30 percent of the names of people you meet, you’re a legend. – Lex Singer

When you’ve been pretty good for a dozen years, it’s hard to knock out those previous 25 – Teddy Greenstein

Brody and Jade: It’s getting ridiculous. Can they just break up already? Their little conversation at the beginning of the episode was pointless and boring. Not to mention that the blue headband, Jade, has to go.
Enzo: Why? Why are you still in the show? Who are you?
And now let’s discuss the text message. We [...]

This year, Northwestern has received 179 awards totaling $91.9 million under the new federal stimulus program. The university says they will use the money to hire more scientists and further research.