Dorm rules state the hanging of Christmas lights are illegal, as the pretty bulbs could light your room ablaze. Sad state, especially for Christmas-philes. If you really want to turn something on, check out this website, where you can control some guy’s Christmas lights via the Internet. Now, I don’t want to taint your nog here, but if you really want to control the element of light, go to your nearest light switch, flip it off, and then flip it back on. There, simulation! But, if you really need to get your jingle bells off, go for this. There are much creepier things online.
Controlling Christmas lights via the Web