In which Angelina is pregnant and I fear "broods"

    I’m not one for celebrity gossip, but I do believe in children’s rights. And in any scenario in which Angelina Jolie is “thrilled to be adding to her brood,” my hand instinctively reaches for the phone to call that lawyer friend I never got around to making.

    Yep, we’re late to report this, but Angelina’s pregnant again. She and that no-name actor husband of hers (Brad something? Maybe?) have a 1-year-old daughter, Shiloh, as well as three children adopted from Cambodia, Ethiopia and Vietnam.

    Apparently this constitutes a “brood.” Because, you know, they’re adding to their brood. Pretty soon they’ll all be wearing vials of blood around their necks for their brood portrait. I bet it’ll look great hanging above the fireplace.


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