Northwestern dudes, click away. Courtesty of cracked.com, here is your mental guide to douchebaggery, and why certain bros act like total assholes so often. A funny read, but also suprisingly informative, especially given the fact a large chunk of NU males (coughcoughespeciallyupnorthcoughcoughcough) fall into most of these (only older jerk I can think of ain’t going anywhere soon).
Why post this now? Two reasons: one, I’m going through the usual winter phase of wondering why Northwestern girls go for all the douches, so this comforts me. But, more importantly, any article with jacked up Carrot Top needs posting.