CTECs from last night
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    Registration. One of the most stressful parts of the year. Major requirements, professors, grades, all of that academic jargon flying around and us students just trying to figure out what to subject ourselves to for the next quarter. The first place most of us head is the CTEC website to try and figure out where we can get a good grade and who is going to let us miss a lecture or discussion section without caring. Once we get past choosing classes, we can get back down to what really matters: sexual relations. 

    We have CTECs to choose what classes are going to be best for us--to give a little feedback after we take them. Why not have the same thing for hookups? No one wants to waste time on a situation that isn’t mutually beneficial to all parties involved. This way, everyone gets what they want. 

    2014 Winter CTEC Online

    Core Questions

    1. Provide an overall rating of other partner(s)

    2. Provide an overall rating of the hookup

    3. Rate the effectiveness of the hookup in challenging you sexually

    4. Rate the effectiveness of the partner(s) in stimulating you


    Time-Survey Questions

    Estimate the average number of hours per week you spent on this partner outside of hookup time (i.e. dates, text messages, Facebook stalking, etc.)

    d) 1-2

    School and Department Questions

    Rate how well the partner provided valuable feedback on the hookup

    d) 1

    Rate how much effort you put into this hookup in comparison to other hookups.

    d) 4

    Rate the partner’s enthusiasm about the hookup. 

    d) 2

    Rate how well this hookup gave you skills and techniques directly applicable to future hookups. 

    d) 2

    Short Answer

    What are the primary sexual strengths of the partner(s)?

    He was sooooooo tall. And he looked like Andrew Garfield. And usually skinny guys are not my thing but wow this guy could’ve gotten it. 

    What are the primary weaknesses, if any, of the partner?

    He just didn’t seem that into me. Like I’m over here trynna and he’s like “oh we should study.” Like nope, I didn’t download Grindr to find study partners. 

    Can you offer suggestions for improvement?

    HOW BOUT NEXT TIME WE JUST TAKE OUR CLOTHES OFF AND GET DOWN TO BUSINESS. Also don’t text me about donuts. Also I don’t want to study. 

    Did the hookup help you learn? Why or why not?

    Well it seemed like I had to use every bit of flirtation I had in me to charm him. And even that wasn’t enough. Don’t give up???

    Please summarize your reaction to this hookup focusing on the aspects that were most important to you. 

    I’m gonna go ahead and say this wasn’t a great hookup. This boy was hot and all, and we did make out and like, second base I guess, but it just seemed like I put in all that work for nothing. I didn’t even study, I just tried to look hot so he’d get distracted and pay attention to me. 

    2014 Winter CTEC Online

    Core Questions

    1. Provide an overall rating of other partner(s)

    2. Provide an overall rating of the hookup

    3. Rate the effectiveness of the hookup in challenging you sexually

    4. Rate the effectiveness of the partner(s) in stimulating you


    Time-Survey Questions

    Estimate the average number of hours per week you spent on this partner outside of hookup time (i.e. dates, text messages, Facebook stalking, etc.)

    a) 3-4

    School and Department Questions

    Rate how well the partner provided valuable feedback on the hookup

    a) 1

    Rate how much effort you put into this hookup in comparison to other hookups.

    a) 3

    Rate the partner’s enthusiasm about the hookup. 

    a) 3

    Rate how well this hookup gave you skills and techniques directly applicable to future hookups. 

    a) 3

    Short Answer

    What are the primary strengths of the partner(s)?

    SUPER hot. Like probably the hottest man I’ve ever hooked up with. Nice thighs. Lots of hair, which like, never happens, so that was fun. Great kisser. 

    What are the primary weaknesses, if any, of the partner?

    He kept saying that he wanted to get to know me, and like, didn’t want this to be just a one night stand but I wasn’t trynna talk at 3 am. I told him we didn’t have to do anything he didn’t want to do.

    Can you offer suggestions for improvement?

    Maybe a little rougher? I mean, it was pretty great, but sometimes you just want to be like, pushed around a bit, you know?

    Did the hookup help you learn? Why or why not?

    Well for one thing I figured out how hard it is to find somewhere to park on campus. Also to check w/ roommate before barging into the room because they might ALSO have a boy in their bed and then it’s kind of awkward. Four boys in one room. Awk. 

    Please summarize your reaction to this hookup focusing on the aspects that were most important to you. 

    In general I would say that this hookup was really fun. I put a lot of work into it and stayed up really late waiting for the guy to pick me up from Allison (I wasn’t about to walk back to Elder in my state). In the end, I’m glad that all my hard work paid off. He even told me to text him the next day as he left!

    2014 Winter CTEC Online

    Core Questions

    1. Provide an overall rating of other partner(s)

    2. Provide an overall rating of the hookup

    3. Rate the effectiveness of the hookup in challenging you sexually

    4. Rate the effectiveness of the partner(s) in stimulating you


    Time-Survey Questions

    Estimate the average number of hours per week you spent on this partner outside of hookup time (i.e. dates, text messages, Facebook stalking, etc.)

    c) 1

    School and Department Questions

    Rate how well the partner provided valuable feedback on the hookup

    c) 1

    Rate how much effort you put into this hookup in comparison to other hookups.

    c) 1

    Rate the partner’s enthusiasm about the hookup. 

    c) 3

    Rate how well this hookup gave you skills and techniques directly applicable to future hookups. 

    c) 1

    Short Answer

    What are the primary sexual strengths of the partner(s)?

    NONE. Wow I wish I could give him zeros. He LITERALLY tweeted “what a sleazy night” the morning after we hooked up. Like dude, it was YOUR idea. BYE.

    What are the primary weaknesses, if any, of the partner?

    He was so fucking pretentious. He has like, some useless major (I can’t even remember), and I tell him I’m an Econ major and he’s like “Oh yeah, I’m super good at Econ. It’s so easy.” Also he asked me to go down on him, like nope if I don’t offer don’t ask. 

    Can you offer suggestions for improvement?

    Next time you decide you want a “sleazy” night, try a little harder. But also, don’t ever talk to me again. 

    Did the hookup help you learn? Why or why not?

    I learned not to hookup with my roommate’s exes. So yes. 

    Please summarize your reaction to this hookup focusing on the aspects that were most important to you. 

    Ummm, the only thing I wanted to do afterwards was shower and scour the experience from my skin and from my brain. That’s all I have to say about that.

     

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