Why Deru may be unsuccessful (in verse!)

    So The Daily outed Deru,
    NU’s mini Skull & Bones
    A secret club, like Nauru,
    Of discussion and unknowns.
    But I’ve a beef with Deru,
    Whose point is to amass
    A very lucky twenty-two
    From a diverse senior class:
    Oh, six loyal schools make NU
    But this sextet was distilled
    For in all of dear old Deru
    ‘Twere no souls from Bienen or Medill.


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