Woah, woah. Alba did what?

    Mariah and Beyoncé failed. Despite their best efforts, bloggers around the world caught on to their “private” wedding plans before the wedding took place. But, all you female celebrities still hoping to marry in secret to avoid the prying eyes of paparazzi, fans and stalkers, take note because this is how you do it. People.com is reporting that Jessica Alba and Cash Warren were married in a private ceremony on Monday. The two were engaged last December and are expecting a child together.

    No notice in the paper, no “Alba shopping for wedding dresses!” rumors. Nada. Zilch. The bride didn’t even wear a wedding dress. She wore a blue dress, no one was in attendance, and I am in shock. Touché, Alba, touché.


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