Over the weekend it was reported that the lip-synching darling Ashlee Simpson and Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz were engaged to be married. Aw, how cute. Good for her. Nothing like two pseudo-rock stars finding one another in this crazy, mixed-up world. I haven’t been this happy since pseudo-punk rockers Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley got married.
It did seem strange though that the two got engaged so quickly considering that both are relatively young, Simpson being only 23-years-old. True love and just can’t wait? I don’t buy it. This is Hollywood, after all. Thankfully, today’s news cleared the air — turns out Ms. Ashlee may be pregnant. Guess Papa Joe Simpson, former Baptist pastor, didn’t quite get around to telling Ashlee about the whole waiting until you’re married thing. Whoops.