David Archuleta peaked at the right moment, delivering three stellar performances. Photo courtesy of AmericanIdol.com.

It has come down to the Davids on Season 7 of American Idol! Let the final match begin!
This week, Clive Owen and Andrew Lloyd Webber are the mentors, helping the guys to cause the crowd to become star-struck. [...]

Syesha failed to give voters the “Fever”, resulting in her elimination. Photo courtesy of AmericanIdol.com.

We’re one step closer to crowning the next American Idol, lucky number 7.
So let’s get rid of somebody (except that no one even needs to watch the show to find out who it is because it’s as obvious [...]

David Cook blew the competition away, obviously marking his place in the finals. Photo courtesy of AmericanIdol.com.

We’ve made it to the top three, where it’s come down to the high school student versus the actress (who likes big, beautiful shells) versus the bartender. So pretty much it’s Smells Like Teen Spirit (only with less [...]

After butchering two songs, Jason Castro was sent home. Photo courtesy of AmericanIdol.com.

It’s time to make a cut. I do love a good shattering of someone’s dream.
Before we start recapping, here’s some random notes:
Why won’t Ryan just admit he has angry sex with Simon backstage?
Paula’s dress is horrible. She can’t string together [...]

David Archuleta blew the competition away on Rock and Roll Hall of Fame night. Photo courtesy of AmericanIdol.com.

Rock and Roll Hall of Fame time! Let the debauchery begin!
Did Idol seriously honor Ike Turner? For serious? Seriously?
Paula looked beautiful. Oh, wow. I used beautiful in connection with Paula. [...]

Brooke was by far the worst of last night, making her tonight’s eliminated contestant. Photo courtesy of AmericanIdol.com.

It’s elimination time, people! Let’s cut a bitch! SPOILERS!
This week, Seacrest is old and saggy. Also, in the audience tonight is Kristy Lee Cook. They shouldn’t give her tickets. Unless she promises to [...]

This week may not have been as “sexy”, but Syesha’s performances were still hot. Photo courtesy of AmericanIdol.com.

We’re down to the top five, which can only mean one thing. Each performer must sing twice in a effort for the producers to drag out the show for a full hour. Apparently AI is [...]

Confusion is right. Who can explain this elimination? Photo courtesy of AmericanIdol.com.

This is American Idol!
By the way, Emily, you were right. David messed up. But kid didn’t stop. Of course, at that point, how can you? But still, fake it like you got it. Or if you got [...]

David Cook rocked the night, delivering the best performance. Photo courtesy of AmericanIdol.com.

So, just a disclaimer before I get into things. I was not expecting to receive such virulent responses to my posts. That was quite a surprise. However, I won’t apologize for being harsh. Just don’t take my comments [...]

“This… is American Idol”
Elimination time! This entire post is a disconnected spoiler, so SPOILER ALERT!
-First off, what the heck is Paula wearing around her neck? Maybe she got her neck slit by Sweeney Todd and had to cover that up.
-Once again the idols butcher a great song. This week was “One Sweet [...]

Syesha Mercado shined the brightest of the night. Photo courtesy of americanidol.com.

This week Mariah Carey is the mentor and she’s looking a little old and a little oompa. It’s going to be a tough week for the girls, as viewers will undoubtedly compare their performances to the iconic Mariah performances while the guys will be [...]

From Justin to Kelly, Beyonce to Mariah, pop stars tend to make terrible movies.

American Idol’s “search for a superstar” celebrates the new standard in America: mediocrity.