I now pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. Peter Wentz.
Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson were wedded Saturday night in Joe and Tina Simpson’s Encino estate in California.
Obviously my invitation got lost in the mail, and I am pissed. Here are the details in case you weren’t able to attend either:
The wedding theme was “Alice In Wonderland,” [...]

Poor Jessica! Not only does she have deal with her ex John Mayer playing grab ass with older cougar Jennifer Aniston, but it has been recently reported that she and boyfriend of six months, Tony Romo, have split.
I feel bad, but to be honest, her stock has gone down in the past few years. [...]