Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Ladies (and gentlemen): George Clooney is single!

YAY! George Clooney and his cocktail waitress “girlfriend” Sarah Lawson have broken up! The two were “dating” for the past year (i.e.: staging photo ops on his masculine motorcycle and walking down red carpets together.) And while neither party has confirmed the split, one of Sarah’s friends revealed that she has moved out of his [...]

Monday, May 26, 2008

So is Lindsay a lesbian or what?

I really don’t know what to make of this whole Lindsay Lohan lesbian situation. LiLo has been seen everywhere in the last month or so with long time friend Samantha Ronson. Samantha, a 30-year-old celebrity DJ, who just happens to be out of the closet, has been in Lindsay’s life for a while (she [...]

Monday, May 19, 2008

Nice day for an emo wedding, for Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz

I now pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. Peter Wentz.
Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson were wedded Saturday night in Joe and Tina Simpson’s Encino estate in California.
Obviously my invitation got lost in the mail, and I am pissed. Here are the details in case you weren’t able to attend either:
The wedding theme was “Alice In Wonderland,” [...]

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Jessica Simpson is unlucky in love…

Poor Jessica! Not only does she have deal with her ex John Mayer playing grab ass with older cougar Jennifer Aniston, but it has been recently reported that she and boyfriend of six months, Tony Romo, have split.
I feel bad, but to be honest, her stock has gone down in the past few years. [...]

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Who’s stalking you on Facebook? A new trick tells you… maybe.

Earlier today, Gawker.com posted an apparent way to see the five people who search for you most often on Facebook. Some glitch, bug, (or intentional feature) caused five names to pop up when you push the down arrow on your keyboard while the cursor is in the search box.
Update, 3:57 p.m.: Facebook seems to [...]

Monday, May 5, 2008

ScarJo and RyRey are tying the knot

It’s true! Scarlett Johannson and Ryan Reynolds are engaged. The two have been dating for over a year. Scarlett, 23, and Ryan, 31, are the bomb.com! Not only are the hot and talented (marginally talented, let’s be honest), but I really do believe that they are in love. Why? Because I have [...]

Friday, May 2, 2008

Oh man: Jennifer Aniston needs one

And she needs one bad. But not this badly!
Photos have surfaced confirming speculation that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are dating. I’m not going to lie, John and Jen look good together– but maybe it’s just their beach bodies talking. I’m sure they bond over his chick music or her unforgettable role as Mark [...]

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey ELOPED?!

I really hope this is true. For the love of God, let this be true….
Latina Magazine is reporting that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon eloped yesterday on some rando island. Rumors that the two were dating had been circulating for a few months (conveniently around the release of Mimi’s newest CD E=MC².) [...]

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Ew and Aww.

I think I may be sick. Don’t get me wrong, it is just precious when guys write songs for their girls (assuming they’re not of the you-bitch-you-ruined-my-life-go-die variety), but I’m afraid sometimes I’d rather certain people keep their misguided “romance” with other certain people to themselves. I’m, of course, talking about sex-tape goddess [...]

Monday, April 28, 2008

Is Miley Cyrus embarrassed? Probably not.

So let me get this straight; Miley Cyrus is apologizing for tastefully done Vanity Fair photos taken by world famous photographer Annie Lebowitz, but she still hasn’t addressed the “bra romp” pictures?  Honestly, I find the VF photo tame in comparison to some outfits I’ve seen Miley in on the Red Carpet and on stage.
In a [...]

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Hot Damn! FHM’s 100 Sexiest Celebs

FHM’S 100 Sexiest Women list came out recently and the results were pretty typical:

Megan Fox
The Transformers’ hottie is damn sexy, but isn’t she just the poor man’s Angelina? Plus, she’s engaged to 90201’s Brian Austin Green…not hot.
Jessica Biel
Yawn.
Jessica Alba
One of my personal favorites. This must be bittersweet, though, since last year [...]

Thursday, April 24, 2008

James Van Der Beek comes to campus. Cue Paula Cole song.

Here’s what happened: There I am, walking along, thinking about Logan Echoll’s perfection and the Spanish quiz I chose not to study for and would later bomb. Suddenly I notice the unusually large number of people crowding the sidewalk in between Deering Library and Deering Field. Weird, I thought, wondering what the reason could [...]

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Uh oh…She’s at it again! Lindsay’s Antics, Pt. XXXVII

People magazine is reporting that Lindsay Lohan has been seen partying around the lonely island of Manhattan this past weekend, staying out till 4 a.m. sucking down Red Bull and vodka.
Lindsay! What are you doing? Did three stints in rehab (in one year) teach you nothing? Studios don’t want to touch you, [...]

Monday, April 14, 2008

Younger Simpson may be preggers, but is anyone actually surprised?

Over the weekend it was reported that the lip-synching darling Ashlee Simpson and Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz were engaged to be married. Aw, how cute. Good for her. Nothing like two pseudo-rock stars finding one another in this crazy, mixed-up world. I haven’t been this happy since pseudo-punk rockers Avril Lavigne and [...]