The Hills: “I’m Done With You”
I loved when Kristin and Lo were talking about Heidi’s party and then each would interject comments about Audrina’s laundry. Classic Hills. And Kristin and Brody walking on the beach; Kristin’s wearing a bikini, Brody’s saying, “It may just work out.” Could it get any more romantic?
And then Heidi’s party. First of all, the [...]
The Hills: “Old Habits Die Hard”
Let’s start with talking about Audrina’s secretarial buzzing system. What is this, Mad Men? Why is that necessary? As if Audrina actually sits at her dining room table and does real work, waiting for someone to buzz downstairs.
Kristin went back to Laguna to visit home and apparently even her stepmom is afraid of her. It [...]
The Hills: “Strike One”
The events of this week revolved around yet another party. Except this time it wasn’t Frankie’s! Props to Jade for planning Brody a surprise party, which is perhaps the only good thing that alchie’s ever done for the man.
Does anyone else think it strange that Kristin got Brody sex toys? And he opened them right in [...]
The Hills: “It’s On Bitch”
Our favorite boys and girls of SoCal are back. And so is the bitch. For those who don’t know, Kristin Cavallari, notorious super-bitch, has returned to MTV Reality. The loved-hated scriptedness has also returned, and newbie Jade better learn how to read her lines.
Summary
Kristin’s entrance is marked with, “So random. I haven’t seen any [...]
Learning from 90210, then and now
Most of this year’s freshmen were born in the ’90s. Let’s take one last stab at nostalgia.
The Hills in Haiku: “A New Roommate”
The Hills in Haiku is a weekly follow-up to the MTV series featuring summary and commentary in the form of the ancient Japanese poetry form
Audrina and Justin; true love always–er, again?. Photo courtesy MTV.
Justin Bobby is
not a name I would expect
Sans a pickup truck
“It’s hard for me to
share a table with Heidi”
Know what else [...]
The Hills in Haiku: “Girls Night Out”
MTV’s The Hills isn’t really my scene. I have never voluntarily watched a second of the show, and have made a conscious effort not to know the names of anyone on it. But when presented with the opportunity to retell its weekly happenings through the ancient Japanese art of haiku, I bit the bullet and [...]
