If The Keg’s giraffe-like patrons and questionable cleanliness aren’t your thing, try some other bars in and around Chicago.

No. 1: Concert doesn’t allow alcohol? Bake a bottle into a loaf of bread.

Making people dress up makes your shindig more fun.

From alcoholic watermelons to drunken bowling, here are some ways to spice up your imbibing.

Sober at a party? You’ve only got one option: Mess with the drunkies’ heads.